The above was said by Sam when I told him to get his hand away from the cake while we were driving to the Canada Day BBQ, which turned out to be...dun dun da!!...A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME!!! Oh my gawd. My first surprise party (that I really did not know about) EVER! Sam, Theresa, Becky and Libs planned this whole thing and I had no idea. I mean, there were a couple of weird phone calls and Libby was acting funny yesterday, but I really had no idea. I'm still amazed. Sam's been walking around so damn proud of himself, as he well should be, because he fooled me. As a matter of fact, twice last week I proclaimed that I could not be surprised. But I was! So we had a bunch of people, bbq buffalo burgers and salmon, two birthday cakes (one of which I am not eating with my hands and trying not to slop all over the keyboard as I type this) AND two pony kegs! The kegs, which we did not even come close to finishing, are on ice in our living room right now for Saturday's 'Jillian Rocks' birthday party part deux. Yeah! We are expecting JJ pretty much every night this week to help us with the kegs.
Bully even got in the action and after nagging me all morning, I finally helped him with his first-ever keg stand. (See photo below). In actuality, he's still pouting because I held him upside down for the picture.
There are some funny photos of the surprise party but LIBBY (LIB-BY!) can't get them off her camera...LIBBY! There is even one of Mary Haley's sweet ass. Did I say sweet? I meant white. Sam just told me it wasn't her ass..it was a little round-the-bend from there. Regardless, it's going the blog when I get the photos from LIBBY!!!
Anyway, birthday week continues...and yes, it really is all about me this week...I'm turning 30, baby!
My BFF Richard got me a beaver slide which rocks! And I got some other sweet booty to boot.
Thanks to all, I freakin' love you guys!! There are way too many exclamation points in this post. !