Theresa got me thinking about the old days. High school, actually. Teased hair. Thick glasses. A unibrow. Tapered pants. BLECH! But, nothing that I ever sported can compare to this. I found this little gem whilst visiting Sam's mama in Missouri. This is Sam's senior portrait from Pratt (Kansas) High School. Enjoy! Sexy bitch! By the way, he knows I did this and he's looking forward to seeing me in all my high-school glory when we go to my parents' house this spring.